What's the worst gift you've received from your partner?

He knows I love Lip colors... so he decided to surprise me with a lip color... He did his bit by walking into a mall and trying out which one and finally got me a horrendous maroon.... I have kept it untouched in memory of his effort to buy me the gift but I guess I would wear it to threaten him that I would wipe it off with his sparkling white shirts :)