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What's the funniest thing your child has ever said to you?

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This happened before I was married Me: Sweetheart, what do you want to be when you grow up? My niece: *shouts with gusto* I WANT TO BE QUEEN ELSA Me: HUH? 🤯 *and I tried not to laugh cuz she looks so serious about it* My niece: I want to be like her cuz she is so pretty, and meet my Prince Charming too Me: *blurted our a laughter after which 😂* This is what happens when a 5 YO girl has seen frozen countless times

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My 4 year old - Kid: Mama, I can’t wait for my tooth to start to fall Me: why? Kid: Mama, so I can get money From the tooth fairy Me: yeah but the tooth fairy doesn’t exist Kid: Mama, I know that. It’s either you or daddy who will pretend to be the tooth fairy. But it’s not about that. That doesn’t matter if tooth fairy is real or not, It’s about the Money. Me: -

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The reaction of my son who is 2 years old when I announced to him about my pregnancy with baby no.3. I told him there is a baby inside my tummy and he is swimming inside. He replied: Huh? A FISH inside? (He was quite obessed with fishes that time). And his expression was very curious and innocent. I can't stop laughing of his reaction.

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During my breastfeeding journey I have always told my kids that what I eat will go into my milk. Once when I was nursing my newborn son, my 4 year old daughter asked me, "Mummy, is Didi drinking chocolate milk?" Turned out it was because I had chocolate milk for breakfast that morning and she thought I'm gonna produce chocolate milk!

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When my then 4 year-old son took the excursion bus on a school outing at his montessori, I asked him how many kids there were on the bus... and his sweet innocent reply to that was "There were no baby goats on the bus, mum." This happened in the week they were learning about animals and their babies. Cracked me up totally!

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I told my son that he can only play for 5 minutes more in the bathtub. He looks at me and started begging, "Mummy I don't want 5 minutes. I want 4 minutes more! 4 minutes pleeeassse!!" Apparently, he thinks that 4 minutes is longer than 5 minutes. LOL.

Hubby is balding - One day when he was cutting his hair in the barber, she accompanied him. After they cut his hair, she started to collect it and then asked the barber for scotch tape so she could paste the hair on daddies bald spot. lol.

I would recapped the most funniest thing he has said is "mummy, i saw a pigeon on the floor, faster use your phone and throw the pokeball to catch it" this happened when we first played pokemon go... lol

To the aunt (loudly): gu gu ("aunt" in Chinese), bird! Everyone burst out laughing. In the public, repeated three times no less. Epic moment.. Apologies to the non Chinese who may not get the joke.

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Hubby went to shave bald. One day we fetch our son after school and he asked, dady where your hair go? It was simply hilarious, as he gave ys that puzzled stare look.