What was the funniest thing your toddler ever said to you?

My 5 yo told me that she wanted to have 2 children (a boy and a gal) like me and she will let her gal dolled up like princess. hub and I looked at her in disbelief as she is only 5 and talking about getting married and having children hahaha

“Daddy, you got to use your brain to think how to solve the problem.” She is 5 when she told her papa off. Another: “let go and take the money from papa’s wallet after he sleep. Like that we got money to go Taiwan.”

Baby: A, Yi, C, E, Ye, Yi, Nomayno mey Yi si Me : baby what are You singing? (pinakinggan ko mabuti) Then natawa ako kasi... A B C D E, ....Now I know my ABC next time won't you sing with me Pala yun

Well he just ran to me to tell me "mummy I did not eat my dinner because po po is rude to me" . He is 2. Haha