What is the funniest thing you or your spouse has said to your baby?? =D

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I find myself saying a lot of things to baby and retracting statements when she starts crying - for example, when she is doing tummy time, I might say, mummy is super proud of you, you are going to develop such nice muscles - and if she starts crying that moment, I end up retracting - and saying, okay don't cry. Mummy was joking. You won't have muscles - you will have skinny arms. Is tht better baby? Lol

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Surprisingly my 3 month old reacts happily to few of Bollywood songs that I sing when Mumma is not around but he gives straight face when I sing a rhyme to him :) ... Guess he loves Bollywood like his papa and my wife is scared that what will I teach him when i'm on paternity and she's not around :D

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He likes few modern ones with me dancing on those :D .. Haven't tried English songs as yet.. I'll try that one next time.. Thanks :)

My best friend once said to her baby, "I know you love me more than Daddy. I have boobs. Which boy doesn't love boobies?" Her husband who was sitting with us did not complain, he agreed wholeheartedly, especially the part about the boobies.

My husband was teaching our daughter the alphabet song at first he was doing great , until the part... H, I, j, k, Elementary (he was sleepy That time) he changed the L, M, N, O, P to elementary hahaha I just burst out laughing

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My 3 weeks old daughter is crying, my wife doesn't know what to do and said "oh baby pls don't cry, you need to learn how to communicate, you need to learn to let me know how I can help you"

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once, i had a talk to my son. He was 9 months old that time. I said that he couldn't have a girlfriend until he finish high school. Like he answered with burp. I counted it as a yes.

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I ever asked my 1yr old child while we are in a resturant. What do you want to eat my baby? Steak? Porridge? my husband looked at me and thought that i must be lack of sleep

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My one year old was playing and went to the trolley to take biscuit and she raised it up to my younger brother saying"Biscuit"