What is the funniest thing you or your spouse has said to your baby?? =D

I find myself saying a lot of things to baby and retracting statements when she starts crying - for example, when she is doing tummy time, I might say, mummy is super proud of you, you are going to develop such nice muscles - and if she starts crying that moment, I end up retracting - and saying, okay don't cry. Mummy was joking. You won't have muscles - you will have skinny arms. Is tht better baby? Lol