Just curious. What are the ridiculous old wives myths or pantang theories you have been hearing from people and family members since you gave birth that annoys the hell out of you?

I've heard an MCP uncle say this to my best friend after she gave birth and found it painful to sit because of the epidural: "Women are made for childbirth. It shouldn't hurt so much. Don't be so dramatic." I swear I wanted to sock him in the face then and there haha. Someone should stick a giant needle in him and see if that hurts.