What was the silliest thing your partner said to you while you were in labour?

My husband tried to search for jokes using his phone to entertain me during my labor pain. I can't concentrate listening to him at all and asked him to stop it instead. Also, I remember when gynae asked him to cut baby's umbilical cord he told gynae OMG, I am scared.. But luckily gynae forced him to do so as the experience is unforgettable.