What are some of the most annoying things that non parents have said to you since you have become a parent?

1. You are no fun anymore - why don't you have time to hangout? ('Cause I am juggling a newborn and work and a household, hanging out is my last priority at the moment) 2. Oh, you still have not lost the baby weight yet? (It's been 2 months - I haven't lost the weight and You haven't found your brains) 3. You look like you haven't slept in days...(why, thank you for the astute observation) 4. Do you want to go out for drinks? (Erm, no I am a breastfeeding mum) 5. So when do you think you're life will go back to normal (hello--- this is my new normal...)