What is the funniest or most annoying thing your Gynae said to you during delivery?

I had opted for caesaerian. The planned date was 27th May 2013. Who knows my baby wanna come out on 25th May 2013. So, emergency csect have to be perform on that Saturday, my gynae was on a date with her hubby in a movie. The first thing she came to OT and told me "you owe me a movie ticket baby"...