What are some of the most annoying things that non parents have said to you since you have become a parent?

Anything beginning with "My kids will never...."

You don't party with us anymore.

You don't look like your dau or son..

Wah... U still breastfeeding?!

Saying lookin after kids is easy

you used to be so much more fun

Stay at home only. Tired meh?

Says I have changed Zzzz

Why did i fell pregnant

Lazy and non productive