Game! ? (Just for fun)

Firstborn: On my mind: "Thank you Lord." Vs What I said: "Tubeeeeeg!!!?" Second Child: On my mind: "Salamat po, at kinaya ko ulet." Vs What I said: "Ano anak ko? Tita lalaki ba?!"?? (Back story: sa 2nd child ko kase, according sa utz "Probably Female" ang nakalagay na gender. So lahat ng gamit na binili namin unisex and okay naman sa amin ni hubby kahit ano.) Yun lang, share ko lang! ? Kayo po ba?